This just in from Pocatello, Idaho, one of the places in which I grew up, and where I graduated from Pocatello High School, or “Poky,” as we called it.
It seems Jeb Harrison, who teaches history and economics is now selling space on every test, handout and worksheet that readsMOLTO’S PIZZA 14″ 1 TOPPING JUST $5 in bright red, inch-high letters printed along the bottom of every page. This is, indeed, a practical lesson in economics.
Maybe some people have heard of this in-school advertising happening elsewhere, because it’s becoming common. I thought it was amusing as well, but to read about it taking place at my alma mater was almost too much.
School officials were reportedly not wild about the idea — and it may even violate a few rules — but Pocatello High School Principal Don Cotant relented.
The 12,000-student school district is looking at a shortfall of up to $10 million next year because of expected cuts in state funding. A tax increase was voted down last month, and school officials have frozen spending on field trips, teacher training and basic supplies such as paper.
It doesn’t surprise me that a tax increase was voted down. Even as a kid one could see Pocatello voters didn’t give a darn about educating students, despite talk to the contrary.
In some ways, Pocatello is similar to Woodland, albeit there’s no university here — and by here, Imean in Woodland itself. (I know we have a university in Davis, but that’s Davis). There are a lot of farmers in both Pocatello and Woodland. The difference is that here, farmers I have met recognize the need for education. Many younger growers even have advanced degrees in agriculture and economics.
I’ll hand it to Harrison. I wish we would have come up with the idea in the 1970s, when I was at Poky. We needed the money. We were always out selling magazine subscriptions, cookies, or something to raise funds for programs. It was a drag.
If we could have sold ads over the slides on our trombones in the marching band it might have paid for our uniforms, which also could have been leased out with advertising on the fronts and backs. In place of the white plumes extending from our red caps, here could have been flags flying for “Jack in the Box.”
Our debate team always needed money as well. I gladly would have worn a T-shirt advertising “Buddy’s Bar &Grill” when debating. “Buddy’s” was a great place to go for pizza and beer. Wait, was that in high school, or college? I’ll have to check my ID from that time to see if it was fake. That might explain why I had trouble in some classes.
Of course the Bannock Indian Tribe offered low-cost cigarettes and other tobacco products, then as it does today. So the “Smoke Shop” could have helped sponsor space as well. Maybe it can do so today. Hey, don’t knock the idea. If Pocatello is going to vote down a tax to fund schools, then tobacco advertising should be fair game.
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